• boy: i love Of Mice & Men!
  • me: so for our wedding, i was thinking that we should have a kind of simple theme. personally, i want to just invite family and close friends, but if you want, we can do it big and invite Of Mice & Men; that works too. they can play on a stage while we all mosh in the middle of the room lol just give me a few months so i can teach my grandparents. i don't want my grandma to go too hard in the pit and whack someone across the face with her cane.
  • boy: what
  • me: what
avienlyrenfiran:

Pierce The Veil - King For A Day

avienlyrenfiran:

Pierce The Veil - King For A Day

zoeissocoollike:

Guise.
I just realized Dan was wearing pink hello kitty socks in this video. 
I’m probably really late on this.
Okay.

zoeissocoollike:

Guise.

I just realized Dan was wearing pink hello kitty socks in this video. 

I’m probably really late on this.

Okay.

  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday
Freedom Bucket

dist0rted-euph0ria:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket” So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”